I'm pathetic. No need to laugh at me.

Two nights ago, I had an interesting dream with so many errors I can't believe my mind didn't kick in and realize it was a dream.

The dream started out with Hongray driving me to Apollo HIgh School because I wanted to take part in an event to see who is the most superior person. Extreme mumbo jumbo. Hongman was here because he was supposed to drive me home after the Apollo event, but while he waited, he drove mom and dad to work since they had no car. I saw so many people there like Laina because she had summer school and Jenny, who had to take an hours long test. Well anyway, the event was like a race between Sasuke, Sakura (or something... maybe it was Sakura that later transformed into Laina), and myself. The three of us had to pass these tests. The first one was dodging these things and if you get hit, you lose. (Geez, the movie Dodgeball had an impact on my dream...) I think Sakura lost, but then that's when it was either her or Laina that followed me around and helped me. Well, Sasuke passed the dodging test, too, so we went to another startion where it tested our power and accuracy with this high tech bow and arrows device. I passed it, but then I couldn't see Sasuke anymore. I guess he just fled to the next event without waiting for me. The last test I remember required speed because I quickly rushed through all these apartment-like rooms and hotel restaurants while asking for a job (??), but I made out of it jobless and avoided these two bad guys dressed in black and got through all the gates. (One of the gates led to a dead end where there was a horse squished vertically.) At the end, there was this huge swamp, and I had to collect some item in the middle. There were creatures and people all over either getting the item also or preventing others from getting the item... I have no idea. Right after I made my way to the item and collected it, I lost my flip flops. The water level was a little above my neck and was really murky. In search for my flip flop, I managed to find another person's, who I assumed to be Laina's, so I just took that and then went to look for mine again. It felt so gross because I wasn't sure what I was stepping on and the water was really disgusting. After finding mine, Laina disappeared and Hongray came and went to the bathroom with me. The stalls were really short, short enough to see over them, almost like the bathrooms across from Mr.Frias' room at Thunderbird. Well, for some reason, while I was going to the bathroom, I started transforming into this hideous monster like Gaara and these guys started to stare. Using hand movements to Hongray, I directed him to punch them. When I got out of the bathroom, they were on the floor knocked out, and I was back to my regular human-self. Then when I exited the bathroom, we were all still at Apollo High School, and then I saw Sasuke-kun. I went up to him and said in a flirtatous way, "Did you pass?" And then he responded with his hott bad attitude voice and his irrisistable grin, "Of course I did. Did you'?" I was proud to say I passed also. Then I had to leave right after because Hongman pulled up in his car to drive all of us home (Laina, Hongray, me... maybe others.. No Sasuke). But we had to wait for Jenny to still finish her test, but I saw her coming a second later through a huge crowd and she told us to wait a moment. I saw her prance to where Rafi and Chris were standing and she hugged and kissed Chris. That lasted awhile as if she forgot about us waiting for her, so then I shouted to her (because she was like 10 yards away) that my brother was waiting, so she quickly came into the car... And that's when I woke up.
... Why did my brother have to come when I was talking to Sasuke?...

Here's a new contest, e-mail me your results if you decide to participate. List as many things that were wrong about this dream. Whoever lists the most will get a 2 minute and 28 seconds back massage from yours truly, me.

The poem contest has not yet ended.. because I need to collect a finished product that has to be handed to me.

The Joys and Horrors of Swimming Alone

Like I typically do nowadays, I swim in my backyard by myself. You'd think it's boring, but it's nearly the most relaxing thing to do at my house besides sleeping or cozying onto the couch and watching some enjoyable television programs or movies. However, it's hard to get situated in the pool before the relaxing session begins. When I first enter my pool, I have to get all the bugs and leaves out because the first time I didn't do that, I found four bug bites later on that itched like crazy. I scratched them so much that soon grew 1 and a half to 2 inches in diameter. As of now, they are just darkened spots that are super duper smooth and plastic looking. Moving on, besides the trash that lingers in my pool, I have to deal with the bees and wasps that fly by and land in the water for a good sip. Six-legged things with wings definitely scares the bejesus out of me until I nearly drown, so that's not good. I smacked a bee with a net used to pick up trash, and it flew off never to bug me again. The wasp, however, escaped before I could smack it or drown it. It would occasionally fly by and hover next to me when I was netless, so I soon just got out of the pool after swimming a few laps and just floating. During the process of me swimming and floating, I manage to gather my thoughts and think of plans to do that would most likely blow over like all my other plans. It's nice to think about some things sometimes. Call me if you want to accompany me while I swim and we can team up and kill all those no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing bees and wasps.

Gullible.

Here's something that everyone should know about me. I am gullible. I am so gullible that I'd believe you if you told me you fell in a well, drowned, and came back to life. Then you'd laugh at me. I would feel like an idiot. And then you'd feel bad for tricking me because I may have actually sympathized for you.

An update with the white mouse named MiMi:
I'm glad to say it's still alive. I let it crawl all over my desk and all over me when I'm just chillin' in front of the computer. It doesn't tickle me anymore... Well... that's a lie, but I just try to ignore it. It's still a cutie.

I'm in the process of reading Huckleberry Finn. The book is so clever that it just makes me feel stupid. If I was Huck, I'd already be dead.

I have no plans everyday except for Tuesdays and Saturdays... just to let you know. I still need to see the third Harry Potter, but everyone has seen it already. 'sigh'.

If only they were real.

'sigh'

... hott... Above is Uchiha Sasuke.


... also hott... Above is Uchiha Itachi.

Imprisoned.

Raise your hand if your parents don't let you go places, for instance, to the opposite sex's house?
Raise your hand if your parents don't let you go to places, for instance, to the opposite sex's house even with a friend who you have known for awhile?
Raise your hand if your parents prefer you to stay at home, don't go out, but instead allow you to have people at your house where your brother is who gets mad anytime someone comes over and then complains and yells at you about it for an hour or so?
Raise your hand if you suffer from paranoid parents who think you're going to be raped anywhere you go, even to a house with parental supervision?
Raise your hand if you suffer from paranoid parents who think you're going to be raped at a common friend's home because the daddy is there?

... parents...

'Sigh'... Procrastinators. Someone asked for an extension and I really want to read her finished product... so... therefore... I no longer know when the deadline is. She told me to end the contest when she is finished. I think she just went on a vacation, so psh, I don't know.

I have nothing better to do... and since you probably don't either I'm going to set up the first contest in my blog thingy. If you don't participate, I'll be REALLY FREAKING disappointed.

Okay here it goes:
Write a poem of why bunnies are more superior than any other species out there.

Here are the rules:
1. The poem doesn't need to rhyme and can be free verse or any type of poem you wish (Limerick, ABC, haiku, and... other stuff).. However, it must have at least one poetic element.
2. You may not talk about how other species can be better than bunnies because that is just defeating the whole purpose of the prompt.
3. If you do break number 2, I will severely pulverize you with a fat stick.
4. If number 3 does not stop you... Then... I don't know.
5. No language.

The deadline is June 20th. If you need an extension just tell me.
The prize is I'll take you out for something off a 99 cent menu at whatever fast food place you want to go. :)

If no one does enter, not only will you get me all sad and gloomy for several weeks... but... I don't know. Just enter. :D

E-mail your entry to me at evolir@dapgraphics.com (ignore the e-mail you see under the bunny, I get too much junk mail in that and might delete your entry on accident), Instant Message me it. Snail mail me it (if there's decoration on a piece of paper you get 100+ points extra)... IM me to find out my address. That is it. Good luck.

Oh yeah. And you may submit more than one entry. I'll be basing it to my likings, so if you know what I like, you're at an advantage. :D

Should I allow comments? Yes? No? Maybe so?

... catch a tiger by its toe. If it hollers let him go. Eeny meeny miny moe...

I ran four laps around my neighborhood. When I first started, I could only run one and half and then already feel like dying. Now I have the capability to run four... How exciting.

... and so then I went to the Phoenix Zoo with my brother. I haven't been to the zoo in awhile so I was quite excited about this. I mean, c'mon, there's going to be animals that you don't see everyday. However, unfortunately, it wasn't worth it. The animals enjoy hiding away not visible to the public. None of the animals I wanted to see were there. :/ Plus, it felt like 110 degrees out there and walking for 1 and half hours trying to find something good to look at was too tiresome. I enjoyed the entrance most, where there's a bridge and there are all these turtles and huge fish in the water below. Those red eared sliders were big... According to my brother, those turtles were as big as the one we own. Psh, no way. Anyway, my brother enjoyed the gigantic daddy long legs that snuggled on the fences and and in the corner of many ceilings. Unbelieveably disgusting. Spider webs galor. I can honestly say I was frantic and grossed out. The only other good thing about the zoo were the mice or rats roaming around. Teehee... They were fluffy. Oh, and also the rabbits or jackrabbits or hares or whatever it was... But it wasn't chubby or anything, so that was disappointing. Well, off I go.

Ran. Played. Hair cut (oh mi golly). Mean Girls.